Eat Black Olives
Play the Ukulele
Bounce My Dressing
It's OK to do the first 7 things, but nobody can bounce my dressing anymore. Because I won't make it anymore.
I make BOXED dressing.
It isn't so bad surrounded by REAL mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, yeast rolls, pumpkin pie and gravy.
Turkey, Cranberry Sauce and Green Bean Casserole.
Nobody will even notice that you made boxed dressing.
I will no longer stress myself out about dressing.
Life is too short.
I will make boxed dressing and remember the Christmas that everybody LOVED it.
If you CAN make good dressing, then do it.
If you can't, admit it and do boxed.
Why do you think Kraft makes boxed dressing?
For people like me.
And maybe YOU.