100 things

1. Started your own blog ........ACTUALLY, OLIVIA DOES IT ALL FOR ME
2. Slept under the stars .........IF I'M OUTSIDE UNDER THE STARS, I DOUBT I'M SLEEPING
3. Played in a band ............I PLAYED THE FLUTE
4. Visited Hawaii .............NOPE
5. Watched a meteor shower ............IN OUR BACK YARD
6. Given more than you can afford to charity .........I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE
7. Been to Disneyland ............DON'T WANT TO GO
8. Climbed a mountain .............MOUNTAINS ARE RELATIVE
9. Held a praying mantis .............HMMMMMMMM
10. Sang a solo ..................CAN'T DO IT
11. Bungee jumped ..............NOPE
12. Visited Paris .............MY SISTER DID
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea .................I GUESS NOT
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch .............YES
15. Adopted a child ...............NOPE
16. Had food poisoning .............PROBABLY
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty ...........YES, AND BOY WAS I SORRY
18. Grown your own vegetables .............ARE RADISHES VEGETABLES?
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France ................WHO?
20. Slept on an overnight train ...............NOPE
21. Had a pillow fight ..............PROBABLY, BUT I HATE VIOLENT ACTS
22. Hitch hiked ...........I ALWAYS HAD A CAR
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill .............I DON'T THINK I HAVE
24. Built a snow fort .............IN SEWARD, KANSAS.......I WAS A *MUD CITY MANGLER*
25. Held a lamb ................YES
26. Been to Royal Gorge ..............WHEN I WAS A KID
27. Run a Marathon ...........ARE YOU KIDDING?
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice ..............NOPE
29. Seen a total eclipse ...............I'VE BEEN TOLD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset .............WELL YEAH
31. Hit a home run ..............NO, BUT I'VE BEEN CREAMED STANDING BY THE CATCHER
32. Been on a cruise ...........DON'T WANT TO, I'VE READ TOO MUCH ABOUT TITANIC
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person ............NOPE
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors ..............NOPE
35. Seen an Amish community .............MY SISTER LIVES IN ONE
36. Taught yourself a new language ................I KNOW SOME SPANISH, ENOUGH TO EAT
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied ...............I WOULD HOPE
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person .................NOPE
39. Gone rock climbing ............NO, BUT I'VE CLIMBED ON A BIG ROCK
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David ............WHO?
41. Sung karaoke .............I'VE NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT THAT MEANS
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt ...........NO, BUT I HAD MY GALL-BLADDER OUT
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant .............PROBABLY NOT
44. Visited Africa ............MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN THERE TWICE
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight ..............YES
46. Been transported in an ambulance ..............NO, I'M ALWAYS VERY CAREFUL
47. Had your portrait painted ............NOPE
48. Gone deep sea fishing .........WOULDN'T DO IT IF THEY PAID ME (WELL, MAYBE)
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person ............NOPE
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris .........NOPE
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling ........YIKES, NO
52. Kissed in the rain .............SOME TIME OR ANOTHER I'M SURE
53. Played in the mud ...........OH YES, WITH MY COUSINS IN KANSAS
54. Gone to a drive-in theater ..........IN KANSAS
55. Been in a movie .............RIGHT, LOTS OF THEM
56. Visited the Great Wall of China .............NOPE
57. Started a business ...........IS THE RABBIT HUTCH A BUSINESS?
58. Taken a martial arts class .........I'M QUITE BORED WITH STUFF LIKE THAT
59. Visited Russia .............NOPE
60. Served at a soup kitchen ..............I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies .........YES, I WAS A BROWNIE AND A GIRL SCOUT
62. Gone whale watching ............NOPE
63. Got flowers for no reason .........YES
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma ............NOPE
65. Gone sky diving ............NOPE
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp ...........I WOULD LIKE TO
67. Bounced a check .............NOT THAT I KNOW OF
68. Flown in a helicopter ...............NOPE
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy .........YES, A LITTLE SWEET PEA DOLL
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial ...............4 TIMES
71. Eaten Caviar ..............NOPE
72. Pieced a quilt ............YES
73. Stood in Times Square ..........YES
74. Toured the Everglades .............NOPE
75. Been fired from a job .............YES, THEN THE BOSS LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT IT
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London..........NOPE
77. Broken a bone ..........I ALREADY SAID I'M VERY CAREFUL
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle ...........YES, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN..........
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person ............NOPE
80. Published a book .............I HAVE THREE IN MIND
81. Visited the Vatican ...............NO, BUT I HAVE A VIDEO I CAN WATCH ABOUT THE VATICAN IF MY BLOOD PRESSURE EVER GETS LOW
82. Bought a brand new car ..........NO
83. Walked in Jerusalem ..........NO
84. Had your picture in the newspaper.........AS OLD AS I AM, SURELY I HAVE
85. Read the entire Bible .........NOT WORD FOR WORD, BUT I LISTEN TO IT ON CD
86. Visited the White House ..............BEEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE 9/11
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating .............NOT LITERALLY
88. Had chickenpox ..........YES
89. Saved someone’s life ..............NO
90. Sat on a jury .............NO
91. Met someone famous ............NO, WELL, MAYBE
92. Joined a book club ............NO, I DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT
93. Lost a loved one ...............YES
94. Had a baby ...............6 AT HOME
95. Seen the Alamo in person ..............YES
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake ...........JUST FLOATED
97. Been involved in a law suit ................NO
98. Owned a cell phone ................YES
99. Been stung by a bee ..............I DON'T THINK SO
100. Been to a birthday party where they put something on your eyes and have you feel through a bowl of rice for different objects ..............YES