You'd think that as many games as we have,
that I'd never be bored.
You'd think, as many jackets
as I have,
that it is COLD where we live.
You'd think that as much fun piano sheet music
as I buy,
that I could PLAY piano.
You'd think as many high chairs as I have,
that I would have a baby,
or at least a toddler hanging around.
You'd think, that as many baskets and crates that I own,
that I'd at least have some chickens,
or lots of eggs,
You'd think, as many dusters that I have,
that my house would NEVER be dusty.
You'd think, with all these books I own,
that I would have something to read before bed,
instead of playing Angry Birds or Words With Friends.
You'd think that with ALL this coffee paraphernalia,
that I would drink lots of coffee.
Well, I do.