Friday, April 2

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown

Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway." - Talmud

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown

"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." - Unknown

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney

"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous

(boy, isn't this the truth?)

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw

"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him." - Henry David Thoreau

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

Juan Gris

"Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you."

-- Austin O'Malley

"Another reason why a dog is man's best friend is because he's not always calling for explanations."

"Never underestimate the warmth of a cold nose."

" When you point out something to a dog, he looks at your finger."

-- J. Bryan

"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark."

-- Anonymous

"They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell."

-- Emily Dickenson

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